J 2tha M-E

Marilyn Monroe Type Swag

Awkwardly Stating the Obvious since 1989

Jayme grew up amongst the Western North Carolina mountains surrounded by women, books, and cassette tapes. However, she prefers to claim her mother’s home country of Canada, and attests all sorts of obscure personality traits to her Northern roots (such as her love for Maple Syrup, her knowingly incorrect pronunciation of several words, and her absurd degree of enthusiasm for bloody hockey games).

She recently received her B.A. from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro for Psychology and Comparative Religious Studies. She was supposed to move to Japan after graduating, but then it blew up. So that blows. Now she works as a Youth Coordinator in Providence, Rhode Island, a grandiose land of art and coffee milk where everyone uses the adjective “wicked” way too often. She reads, bikes, and dances too much, but not normally at the same time. She has an uncanny affection for mediocre coffee shops, nerdy hip-hop music, and going outside.

All in all, her life is pretty swell.

Currently, Jayme has a tendency of overusing parentheses and hyperbole’s when writing, and she is damn proud (hyperbole’s ARE the single most amazing literary device ever invented, ya know?).

She’s also about 70% sarcastic almost 100% of the time.

Cheers.

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