Public Service Announcement

Dear Radio,

Would you please stop telling me to “put my hands up”? It’s hard to drive with no hands.

Also, would someone for the love of God teach me how to Dougie?

Thanks,
J.Me

But really, it’s kind of funny, isn’t it?

“Just realized how dangerously close the words “how” and “hoe” are to each other on the keyboard.

On that note, do be careful when texting girls, and girlfriends… Also mothers.”